| Secretary of the Chinterior |
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| "Read my Lips... NO NEW DOG POUNDS... I do SO have lips" |
| Hail to the Chin |
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| "Say Strategery... say it... come on... say it.... Jackass" |
| Seafood right from the Tap |
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| "Excuse me, Miss... I'll have mine with a side of rice and cornbread, please" |
| Steeler Sophie at Heinz Field |
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| "Hey pal... I've got a $10 in my back pocket. Could you help a chin out and buy me a beer?" |
| The Black & White Album |
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| Ringo, John, Mr. Tinkles & Skipper... The Japanese Beetles |
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| Well.... There She Goes Again |
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| Sophie was very sorry she mistook the birthmark on Gorbechev's head for a grape jelly stain! |
| Ooops... She did it again! |
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| "Sorry Brit... really I am...Justin is cleaning it up.. really sorry" |
| "We'll jump at the count of three... One... Two... |
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| THREE. DAD? DAD? I was only kidding... DAD? OH CRAP!!!" |
| DogZilla Attacks New York |
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| Provoked by the Slow Growth of Popeyes Chicken Franchises |
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| The Big Three... Plus a Little One |
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| "Okay THATS ENOUGH... Stalin Cut the Cheese!" |
| "No, Tom... I'm telling you, its a law of physics" |
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| "Regardless if the Poop is weightless, if you touch it... its going to stick to you" |
| The Lincoln Bedroom at the White House |
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| Sophie wishes the tour group schedules would take into account her nap times. |
| "Excuse me, Miss.... I paid for first class" |
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| "Where is first class?? Something tells me there won't be an in flight movie" |
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